I propose

• As President, I will defend all your constitutional rights
• I will swear my oath of office with my hand on our Constitution
• My advisors will be loyal Americans
• Our government should obey our laws
• Torture is Unamerican and illegal
• The Kelo decision should be reversed
• I support equality before the law for all Americans
• The right to keep and bear arms is a purely individual right
• I am 100% pro-choice
• School-enforced prayer has no place in public schools
• Prohibition -- It failed in 1932. It's still failing in 2008.
• Prisoners of War will receive the full protections of the Geneva Conventions
• We have a President, not an Emperor.